1. Use “It’s all scripted anyway” as a conversation starter with the person sitting beside you.

2. Quote Netflix's Drive to Survive as your technical knowledge.

3. Pronounce Carlos Sainz’s name as Carlos Sainz instead of Kahlo Sain to the first European you see.

4. Yell “DRIVE FASTER” at the cars.

5. Point out the resemblance between Charles Leclerc and Noah Schnapp.

6. Buy a warm plastic cup of beer for SGD15.

7. Talk about how attractive Lando Norris is.

8. Break the ice with strangers with an unsolicited pop quiz.

9. Ask how much longer till the concert starts.

10. Whisper “ka-chow” under your breath at every Ferrari that zooms past.

11. Wave a flag directly in front of the child behind you for the entire race.

12. Film the whole race vertically on your phone.

13. Say the words “Mario Kart” out loud at any point.

14. Complain about how the cars make your ears hurt

15. Leave the race early to beat the traffic, then Google who won when you reach home.