Gifts to Get Your Funny Valentine

Sweet comic valentine... here's a curated list (sung to that Chet Baker's signature) for that day of romance
Published: 6 February 2025

"Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak?" Love isn't about perfection—it's about cherishing the quirks, the laughter, the way they make the world feel just right. Like the song itself, the best gifts aren't about grandeur but the thoughtfulness and knowing exactly what makes your Valentines smile. For the one who makes your heart sing, here's a list as timeless and tender as My Funny Valentine itself.

Til Death do us Part

If you're looking for a gift that captures the depth of your love, why not choose a romance novel (heartbreaking or not...)? Giovanni's Room is a love letter straight to the heart. Author James Baldwin's hauntingly beautiful novel is as heart-wrenching as it is powerful, capturing the complexities of love, longing, and identity. Filled with passion and heartbreak, at its core, the book is a testament to how deeply and fiercely we can love. Give this to your lover, not just as a story, but as a reflection of how much love you hold for them.

“Somebody, your father or mine, should have told us that not many people have ever died of love. But multitudes have perished, and are perishing every hour—and in the oddest places!—for the lack of it.” The love between the two protagonists isn't defined by labels like "homosexual love" or "same-sex love"—it's simply love. Baldwin reminds us that love doesn't need qualifiers to be real; it just is.

Get a copy at Kinokuniya

A Smouldering Notch

The Smokehouse (Whisky Smoker)

For the partner who already knows his way around a good whisky, why not turn up the heat—literally? The Smokehouse Whisky Kit transforms an ordinary whiskey into a smoky masterpiece. It comes with an oak smoker top, wood chips, and a torch. Just add a pinch of wood flakes, light it up, and let the magic happen. Perfect for crafting an Old Fashioned for Valentine or giving his go-to bourbon that extra edge—if he loves whisky, he'll really love it with a little smoke.

Spin into Love

For the one who believes love sounds better on vinyl, the AT-LP60XBT Fully Automatic Wireless Belt-Drive Turntable is the perfect gift. Combining the charm of analogue with the ease of modern tech, this sleek turntable offers all the classic features of the redesigned AT-LP60X, plus the freedom of Bluetooth connectivity. It's not just about playing records—it's about setting the perfect soundtrack for your Valentine's Day love story, one record at a time.

Suggested first vinyl: "High" by The Cure. Because what better way to say I love you than with the words, "And when I see you happy as a girl that lives in a world of make-believe it makes me pull my hair all out to think I could've let you leave."

Coperni's Heart

Crossbody Baby Heart Tote Bag
(COPERNI)

What better way to wear your heart on your sleeve—or rather, in her hands—than with a bag? The Baby Heart Tote, crafted from soft, tactile Italian leather, is as charming as it is versatile. Designed with an integrated arched shoulder loop, it can be effortlessly hand-held, taking her from a casual daytime look to an elegant evening ensemble. Available in red, pink and black—this little beauty might just steal her heart.

Girl's Best friend

Diamonds by the Yard® Pendant and Earrings Set in Sterling Silver
Elsa Peretti®
(TIFFANY&CO.)

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but if you really want to win her heart, diamonds are a girl's best friend... Ms Monroe sung it best and this offering from Tiffanny & Co might be what she was crooning about. The dazzling Diamonds by the Yard® set pairs a delicate diamond pendant with matching earrings, both crafted in sterling silver. If you're looking to impress on Valentine, skip the flowers and bring the sparkle—because nothing says "I adore you" quite like a little luxury.

The Perfect Pair

Baies (Berries) and Roses DuoClassic Candles (Valentine’s Day Edition)
(DIPTYQUE)

Set the mood with a gift that lingers in the air—the Baies (Berries) and Roses DuoClassic Candles (Valentine’s Day Edition) are the perfect pair—fruity and floral, fresh and romantic. The tangy green notes of Baies meet the soft, floral tones of Roses. Like intertwining hearts. This limited-edition duo burns in perfect harmony, filling the room with a romantic ambience. It's a scented declaration of love—for that special someone, or even yourself because self-love—even on a day like Valentine—deserves just as much glow.

Chocolate Bliss

When it comes to V-day, chocolates are (almost) as iconic as roses—so of course, we had to explore the most luxurious options. Enter Giorgio Armani’s Dolci line (Italian for sweets), a decadent collection offering everything from artisanal jams to chocolates.

This season, they’re releasing a special tin box of chocolates containing two limited-edition pralines, milk chocolate with hazelnut rittlea and white chocolate with salted pistachio. The box itself is nothing to sneeze at either, featuring geometric shapes reminiscent of Japanese architecture em-bossed onto its casing. It even comes with a grosgrain ribbon to complement that bouquet you’re getting for your partner.

The Dolci pop-up cart will be available at the Giorgio Armani Takashimaya storefront till the end of February 2025.

See Love Clearly

(OLIVER PEOPLES)

When was the last time you've seen someone wearing oval-shaped sunglasses? Probably only in sepia photographs. Modelled after the '90s, these Oliver Peoples Sirry frames are constructed of lightweight titanium that threads delicately between that line of fashion and vintage charm. A custom filigree is also etched along the arms of the frame to really drill home that retro flair. Good for the fashion-savvy partner, or anyone who hates the sun.

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