Reassess your situation. Are you currently in a relationship? Oh, you are. Well, are you happy?
Ask more questions. Are they everything you expect in a partner—a lover, a best friend, a therapist, a debate partner, a supporter, a mind reader, and a soul mate?
Set yourself free. She nearly checked every box, but her love language is gifts, while yours is words. Besides, she recently chopped her hair and you’ve always envisioned your partner with long hair.
Numb the feeling. Stimulate the brain with work, drown it in films and video games, fill the silence with music. The search can get toilsome if you let it.
Download Hinge as soon as you can. The sea, after all, is full of fish.
Move fast. Skip the talking stage and secure that date as soon as you can. Efficiency maximises the odds of finding the one.
Try... just try not to confuse the names of Stacy and Victoria while you’re at it
Choose someone. After comparing several dates, it’s clear that Stacy ticks the most boxes. Have you finally found the perfect partner?
Reap the rewards. Stacy loves saying affirming words as much as you do, and plans on keeping her luscious long hair forever. Your palms no longer sweat around her—the relationship feels safe and stable.
